She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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