It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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