I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
