Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Farmville is her only friend.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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