You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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