their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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