I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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