I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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