Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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