Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I have aggressive nipples.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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