Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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