Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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