But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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