i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
