Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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