I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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