end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He did a backflip because drugs
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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