some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize