I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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