You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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