Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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