Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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