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office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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