I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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