they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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