I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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