For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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