i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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