rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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