Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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