so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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