i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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