How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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