no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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