she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You ate ashes out of my bong
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