you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
So vagazzling was a success
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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