Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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