I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Just puked most of my soul out..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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