shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
