aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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