they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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