did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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