yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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