i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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