we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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