her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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