hotel room ftw
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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