that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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