I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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