On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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