My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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