I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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